Welcome to Drought Denier Corner, a home for crackpots like me who think the “drought,” at least as defined by the powers that be, is a bunch of baloney. Here. Put on this tin foil hat and hear me out. The dictionary defines drought as, “a period of dry weather, especially a long one that is injurious to crops.” By the common definition, then, a drought ends when the rains come. Big rains, at least. Well, they came.